I love you

When Not to Say I Love You*

  1. When you’re drunk
  2. In the middle of sex
  3. At dinner when you’re meeting their parents for the first time
  4. When you’re saying goodbye on the phone and hang up before they can respond
  5. When they’re breaking up with you
  6. After a fight about your ex
  7. When you don’t mean it

These may or may not be based on first-hand experience…

*for the first time